September 2011
Going up to Albuquerque tomorrow!
Gonna be there till Sunday chillin’ with my best friend and tailgating. I’m excited.
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“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath
Being drunk turns tumblr into a maze with a...
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lofticries:
heres a fun drinking game
surf the ‘nudes’ tag on tumblr
take a shot every time you see:
a two toned dick
exceptionally large nipples
funny vaginas
In the spirit of all the nudes talk I’m pulling out my honey whisky and doing this now. then cleaning the house.
jbfelcher asked: LMFAO lucky asses. How long did yours take to heal? Do you recommend any precautions/tips for the healing process/cleaning it?
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Anonymous asked: GTFOTUMBLR OR TITS THE FUCK OUT!!!
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Watching a drug raid happen.
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Seeing Beirut on Oct. 7!
So Excited. You guys have no idea. :)
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I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17.
d3thray:
parisnotfrance:
Don’t matter if I step on the scene.
STAY AWAY FROM THE PHILIPPINES
They still go put pictures of my derriere in the magazine
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Going out.
I really hope something fun happens tonight. I’m rested and ready to get craaasssssiiii.
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“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal...”
– Dumbledore, Harry Potter (via theboyleastlikelyto)
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